when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Diane was my wife. I loved her, and she loved dope. So we made a good couple.
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious